⚠️ Note: This article is a simplified summary. For the most accurate and up-to-date list of prohibited use cases, please review our Terms and Conditions
Legal Services
This includes lawsuits, cease-and-desist letters, traffic ticket defense, or any task requiring a law license.
Tax, Financial, or Accounting Services
We do not assist with IRS matters, tax filings, offshore strategies, investment advice, or financial compliance.
Impersonate Others or Forge Documents
No fake identities, doctored images, forged evidence, or misrepresentations of any kind.
Example: “Provide me with proof of income for a loan”
Hack or Bypass Access Controls
We do not break into systems, bypass passwords, or circumvent bans through illegal technical exploits.
Example: “Access my ex’s Facebook page without them knowing”
Tamper with Property & Safety Devices
We do not help with disabling vehicle GPS, breathalyzers, or other mandated hardware.
Example: “Roll back the mileage on my rental vehicle”
Immigration
We do not help with visas, asylum, green cards, or evading ICE.
Academic Dishonesty or Credential Fraud
This includes writing essays, resumes, or exams for others, as well as manipulating certifications or employment histories.
Medical or Mental-Health Diagnosis
We do not provide prescriptions, diagnostic opinions, or therapeutic directives, or any substantially similar activity intended to achieve the same result.
Example: “Prescribe me Adderall without a doctor”
Real Estate Brokerage or Appraisal
We do not provide licensed brokerage services, formal property valuations, or documents meant to misstate property value
Example: “Create a document that increases my appraisal so the bank approves a bigger loan”
Forge Evidence or ‘Create Proof’
Need to ‘prove’ something that isn’t true? Not here. We work with facts, not fiction.
Scams or Shell Companies
No fake entities, fraudulent operations, crypto manipulation, insurance fraud, or other deceptive business tactics.
Money Laundering or Sanctions Evasion
Layering schemes, crypto mixers, or dealings with sanctioned entities.
Law Enforcement Interference
This includes jail release, bail advice, interfering in investigations, ‘talk to the judge’ requests, or direct involvement in pending charges.
Theft, Fraud, or Financial-Crime Facilitation
We do not supply instructions or tools for theft, fraud, or other financial crimes, including card skimming, phishing, or insider trading.
Example: “Help me install a credit-card skimmer in a gas pump”
Violence, Sabotage, or Weapons Procurement
We do not facilitate physical harm, sabotage, or the acquisition or manufacture of weapons or dangerous devices.
Example: “I want to disable my ex’s brake lights so she gets pulled over”
Drug Manufacture or Distribution
We do not assist in creating, packaging, or trafficking controlled substances.
Example: “Ship fentanyl pills without detection”
Election or Civic-Process Interference
Voter suppression tactics, false voting-procedure claims, or hacking election systems.
Requests Involving Minors
We do not process requests involving children or minors that are invasive, exploitative, manipulative, or unauthorized. This includes:
Uploading images of minors in non-public or private settings;
Attempting to track or locate a minor without clear, verifiable legal custody;
Interfering in parental, school, or healthcare matters without lawful authority;
Any request that risks the safety, privacy, or autonomy of a child.
Example: “Find out where my ex’s daughter goes after school”
Espionage, Surveillance, or Stalking
We don’t place tracking devices, spy on partners, or follow your rivals.
We are not licensed investigators, so we do not offer licensed investigation services.
Harassment, Discrimination, or Extremism
Hate-based targeting, extremist propaganda, or doxxing.
Example: “Stop black people from buying my product”
Any similar activity intended to achieve the same result as a prohibited use case above is also forbidden.Loophole reserves the unrestricted right, at its sole discretion, to refuse, suspend, or terminate any request or account – in whole or in part – without prior notice, explanation, or liability, whenever we believe the request violates our policies, applicable law, or our business interests.
Client Fit Policy (aka: The "We Solve Real Problems")
Loophole is a platform for intelligent strategy - not grievance outsourcing. We reserve the right to reject or discontinue any request that:
Seeks to punish others for harmless behavior (like neighbors hosting a cookout);
Attempts to enforce personal taste, silence joy, or suppress community expression;
Reflects a pattern of intolerance, aesthetic micromanagement, or hostility masked as policy enforcement.
Loophole exists to solve meaningful, high-impact problems – not to facilitate personal vendettas or weaponized nitpicking. If your objective is rooted in control, spite, or disruption without legitimate harm, we will decline the request.